Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui...
Biwi ghar main aayi...
ghar SWARG ban gaya...
aur main...SWARGWASI...

They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love, AND after marriage it is self-defense

It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into wives

It takes a thousand workers to build a castle , a million soldiers to protect a country BUT just ONE woman to make a Happy Home!
Let's thank .....KAAMWALI BAI

Ladka: Janeman iss dil mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya?
Ladka: Pagli, yeh mandir thodi na hai, aise hi aaja!!

It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE v/s ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone if suicide is better, or being murdered.

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT is a HUSBAND.!

Mayawati came to Lallu's house with a goat.
Lallu: Bhainswa ko kyon layi ho?
Maya: Dikhta nahin goatwa hai?
Lallu: Hum goatwa se hi to pooch raha hoon.