LAWS WHICH NEWTON FORGOT TO PUBLISH

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start
to move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged tone.

* LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with
grease, your nose will begin to itch.

* LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

* LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work
because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat
tire.

* BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

* LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

* LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will!

* LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

* THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the
aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

1.What is height of Fashion?

Dhoti with a zip

It is a simple game. Im telling u my favorities. Now, I have tagged my 10 friends. They have to tell their favorities & tagged their 10 friends too. So the game is going on & on & on.... but U have to give ur favorities written below. Please give the rules of the game on the top of ur post. Happy Gaming.....! 

My Favorities

BOOKS : Sufi Poetry by Bully Shah, Main Borishayla By Mahuya Mazi, Dictionaries of all kinds, Aradhan, Medicinal Plants, Volga se Ganga By Rahul Sankritayan, Madhyakaleen Dharam Sadhna By Hazari Prasad Dwivedi, Delhi By Khushwant Singh, Vayam Rakshamah By Acharya Chatur sen, Kafir By Sayaah Sunami Tamas By Bhesham Sahni.

MAGAZINS :  Hans, Iravati, Vartaman Sahitya, Alochna, Lok Ganga, Sanchetna, Sakshatkar (All Hindi) Sanjh(Punjabi). 

AUTHORS : Dr.Hazari Prasad Dwevedi, Prem Chand, Sayadat Hasan Manto, Amrita Pritam, Yashpal, Upendra Nath Ashak, Fanishavar Renu, Osho, Shakespeare.  

Poets : Tulsi, Kabir, Nirala, Guru Nanak, Guru Gobind Singh, Mahadevi, Agaye, Amrita Pritam, Shiv Kumar Batalvi(Punjabi)       

POEM : Jab Naav Jal Main chhod di,

            Tofaan main hi mod di,

            De di chunauti Sindhu ko,

            Phir paar kya majdhar kya?

LIFE LINE : Live Life King Size !

SONG : Tu Kahan Ye bata Es nashili raat mainÂ…, Mausam hai Ashikana ah dil kahin seÂ…, Tere dar par sanam chaly aaye tu na aaya to humÂ…,

SMELL : Petrol

DISH : Amritsari Kulchy, Dosa, Dal fulka, Puri Chholy,

FAST FOOD : French Fries

SECOND FOOD : Gol Gappa & Tikki

FRIEND : My Love

PAST TIME : Reading, Writing & watching TV

Movie : Chupky-Chupky, Golmaal(old), Padosan, Chashmy Badoor, Bandani, Sahib Bibi aur Gulaam, Pakizah, Jodha-Akbar, Pinjar, Titanic, Man in Black(English),

DRESS : Kurta payjama,

Colours : White, Blue, Yellow,Orange, Sea green.

QUALITY IN OTHERS : Caring, Positive attitude, Good behavior & Dress sense.

QUALITY IN MYSELF : I care

MANTRA : Go go go go go

HEROINE : My Love

DREAM : Write books on Adhyatam

'AA-HA': Yes, I found Her in this janamÂ…!

FANTASY: Chalo Dildar chalo chand ke paar chaloÂ…

FAVOURITE LINES : Tum samaye ki ret par chhodty chalo nishan Dekhati tumeh zameen dekhta hai aasmaanÂ…

LOCATION : Dalhausie, Maansarovar, Gangotri, Rudra Prayag, Shimla, Kinnaur.

CURRENT MOOD : Masti

LAST MUSIC : Santoor vadan By  Shiv Kumar sharma

READING : Ek Omkar Satnaam By Osho

COOKING : I can cook  

OBSERVATION : I catch the vibrations coming from everyone.

ON MIND : Tere bina bhi kya jeena

I am tagging  :

swift swift  , anilairen , Abhishek Ghosh , santosh neel , rajeswari tk , Raj Mishra , satya dubey, chetan lakhani , Ranjan Sengupta , ok , chandrakant parmar

When I Asked God for Strength

He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face

When I Asked God for Brain & Brown

He Gave Me Puzzles in life to Solve

When I Asked God for Happiness

He Showed Me Some Unhappy People

When I Asked God for Wealth

He Showed Me How to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Favors

He Showed Me opportunities to Work Hard

When I Asked God for Peace

He Showed Me How to Help Others

God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted

He Gave Me Everything I Needed

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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